First-time travelers to Tasmania will discover not only new and unusual flora and fauna. They can also expect to find an unexpected tapestry of relatively unexpected place names. While many of these toponyms are a source of pleasure and pride for native Tasmanians (e.g. Milkshake Hills, Bob’s Knobs, and Nowhere Else), there are a few names that have become the center of considerable pubic controversy. An excellent case in point is the name “Eggs and Bacon Bay.” According to animal rights activists and a few hopeful food nutritionists, it is high time that a more vegan-friendly alternative be found.