Zica Car Will Be Renamed

In light of the international virus scare, executives at India’s largest automobile company, Tata Motors, have decided not to name their newest tiny car “Zica”. According to Tata insiders, the name “Zica” had nothing to do with the insect-born virus, but was a word-blend of the word “zippy” and “car”. No word yet on what the new name will be.